I believe I've entered the Jet Age of life. You know, that time in your life where years fly by so fast you feel like you're hurtling through space? I'm having a difficult time absorbing the idea that next week we're going to enter the year 2015, but whether we like it, or not, it will greet us like every new year before it.
Balls will drop all over the world, people will cheer, hug and kiss their way through the stroke of midnight and then.... Bang! It's here.
With that being said, I think it's a good time to reflect on this past year and offer up some of the things rumbling around inside my mind. We'll each have our own list, I'm sure, and I know that what I'm about to say may not mean anything to you, but I hope that in the end my story will encourage each of you to reflect on your own lives and decide for yourself what's most meaningful in your world.
Without further delay, here's my Top Ten list for 2014:
10) According to Dennis Miller, the comedian: "Santa is very jolly, because he knows where all the bad girls live!" Let's tip our glasses to naughty girls and boys everywhere. What fun would the world have if everyone was boring? Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip!
9) Some of my friends think I'm still a liberal, left-wing Hippie left over from the Sixties. But that's not true; I support the President, while hating some of the things he does. Does that make me a right wing Liberal? Here's to Freedom and our right to express ourselves! Stand up and pledge allegiance to our flag, take your hat off when the National Anthem is being sung (or played) and appreciate every man and woman who puts on a uniform to protect our country. And pull your damned pants up!
8) Lightening back up: Bernard Manning, a comedian, offered up this tidbit. “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, Toys Not Included.” Let's hear it for enjoying Life without all the toys. As we get older we realize that material wealth means less and less, while embracing the beauty around us has so much more inner value. To the simplicity of Mother Nature's palette!
7) What will happen if our Congress shuts the government down again? Who's ass will we be able to kick then, with none of the politicians working? Seriously, go ahead and admit it; you love being able to complain about politicians, whether they're Democrats or Republicans. Some of us would have nothing else meaningful in our lives without our ability to gripe about everything political. So my friends; raise your glass to the men and women who make living here in the USA so much fun!
6) Victor Borge once said “Santa Claus has the right idea.Visit relatives once a year.” While that may sound funny to some, I think most of us will agree that family and friends are really what Life is all about. Sharing our lives with people that matter is a special privilege for us all; make the best of your opportunities while you can. Here's to special people! And men; here's a little reminder from Joan Rivers: “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.”
5) I'm a sports fan; I seem to have been born into it. I come from a long line of people who follow sports. But as each year goes by, and athletes continue to get mega-million dollar contracts, I find myself wondering what the hell happened to the ideals we grew up with. You remember; "If you work hard, you'll be rewarded" or "Keep your nose to the grindstone." The average athlete today is being paid more money than the people who run our country. Does that scare anyone else? Especially when some of them are so damned dumb it hurts? Salud to the agents of the world!
4) Enjoy the innocence of youth, and savor the wisdom of age. One is free, and the other is earned over a lifetime, but both are precious commodities.Remember, Santa is a very old man for a very good reason.
3) Maria went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk. "Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?" said Maria. "Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Protestant then..." Poor Maria! She wasn't Politically Correct." Is anyone else sick of all this PC nonsense? Go ahead; tell me I can't say Merry Christmas or Happy Hannukah just once more! Here's to the Scrooges and Grinches of our lives; Kiss off!
2) Let's stop for a moment to remember the very special people in our lives who left us in the past year. People who will only return in our thoughts and prayers; the ones who helped to shape our lives by touching us in many ways. A very special toast to each of them!
1) Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, Women and Children, dogs, cats and pets of every kind (except for snakes; I hate snakes)! I hope you all enjoy your holidays! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!
Mark








