Thursday, February 27, 2014

Perspective - What's Yours?

Our everyday lives are often shaped by our opinions and perspectives. Much of what we do, say or write is based on our perspective of what came before and what might be just around the corner. It's who we are as people.

Okay, so what am I talking about today? I usually like to write with a flair for the humorous, and tongue-in-cheek is my weapon of choice. I'd like to say that my perspective on things going on around me is indicative of this; I interpret everyday events and stories with an eye to the funny side, if there is one. As a writer, I feel very strongly about my mission to entertain my readers, and injecting humor wherever I can is what I like to do.

I'd like to say that I ascribe to the school of thought exemplified by the great American author Mark Twain. Please don't misunderstand what I' saying here; I don't think my work is anywhere near his level of excellence, only that I'd like my readers to enjoy my writing as much as his readers have loved his for so long. He had a knack for finding humor in everything; that's why I've enjoyed his writing all my life.

Humor is good for the soul; it helps us make the stress of a normal day a little easier, and can ease our pain when nothing else will. I'm not claiming to be "Mr. Smiley Face" all the time; I have my problems just like everyone else out there, but if I can dig out a single morsel of humor from something, then I try to pass it along. Here's a story that may not make you laugh, but may change the way you think (your perspective) about our country's early beginnings.

I was reading a  friend's blog a couple days ago. It was about Paul Revere's not-so-famous ride to Portsmouth, New Hampshire, several months before his most famous ride to warn the towns of Concord and Lexington that the British were coming. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow immortalized Revere and his ride in a poem he wrote in 1860 called "Paul Revere's Ride." Longfellow decided to use Revere as his hero, claiming the "midnight ride" was made by Revere to warn the Massachusetts towns of Medford, Lexington and Concord of the approaching British troops.

Revere did not make the ride alone; another patriot, William Dawes, accompanied him to Lexington, where they were joined by a third rider, Dr. Samuel Prescott. On the way to Concord, the three men were stopped by British troops; Revere was captured and brought back to Lexington. Of the three, Dr. Prescott was the only one that made it to Concord to warn the colonials to prepare for the advancing British regulars. The first recognized shots of the Revolution were fired there in the coming hours.

But because of Longfellow's famous poem, it became accepted as historical fact. Paul Revere got all the credit and Concord and Lexington became famous for being the beginnings of our American revolution. That was all thanks to Longfellow's perspective of a very important time in our history; the reality was that his work, having so many inaccuracies, has been labeled a work of fiction, and not fact, as had become the custom for over a hundred years.

The facts were that Revere rode to Portsmouth, New Hampshire, on December 13, 1774, to warn the local patriots that there was two regiments of British soldiers sailing to their city to defend a small fort in the harbor that served as a British munitions post. King George had made it illegal to purchase ammunition to stop the colonists from stockpiling for the expected uprising on the horizon. Inclement winter weather slowed the British ships down, so the soldiers didn't make it to the fort in time to defend it.

Fort William and Mary was only defended by six British soldiers, so on two separate occasions, the local patriots attacked the fort and took all the gunpowder and cannons that were there. By the time the British regulars arrived, the munitions were long gone. Of course, the cannons and gunpowder were eventually used against the British after the Revolution started. One account has it that many of the soldiers at the Battle of Bunker Hill in Boston were from southern New Hampshire and used the seized ammo and cannons against the British there in that famous battle.

So Revere's ride to Portsmouth, a ride he actually completed, resulted in a huge success for the local patriots there. In reality, this skirmish was four months ahead of what happened in Lexington and Concord, so by rights, the city of Portsmouth should hold the title of "Birthplace of the American Revolution," but thanks to one man's perspective, history says otherwise!

Funny - ha ha? Probably not, but funny from the ironic side, certainly. I was born twenty miles south of Portsmouth, and I can't recall ever hearing this story before this week. Because of a world famous fictional account by a famous poet, Portsmouth is just another beautiful seaside colonial city that most people in our country will never hear about.

I tip my tri-cornered Revolutionary-era hat to the patriots of Portsmouth, New Hampshire! Their state flag proudly proclaims "Live Free or Die;" it actually was a way of life in this revolutionary little city in 1774.

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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

The Winter Olympics, Spring Training, Lots of Snow and Lots of Sun

If you haven't been watching the Winter Olympics over the last 10 days, I'd be curious to know what you've been doing with all your TV time. It seems that NBC's competitors have pretty much thrown in the towel with their programming, choosing to show repeats of old shows during this time. CBS has been the worst, airing everything in the vault that's not new.

It's almost un-American to not watch at least some of the Olympics, but it's also a two-week opportunity for everyone in the world to proudly follow their country's athletes and patriotically cheer them on. It's the closest thing we have to a World Party, where everyone gets to have fun. If somebody could just stop the incredible violence going on around the world for just this two week period, that would be a great start. Instead we have to send warships to the Black Sea to insure our athlete's safety; there's something fundamentally wrong with that!

I've always enjoyed the Winter Olympics the most. The skating, skiing, and snowboarding events have been fun to watch. The bobsledding, luge and skeleton events have been fantastic; for some reason these sliding sports have always been my favorites. And let's not forget the US hockey teams; both women's and men's have been great, and medals are certainly within their grasp.

The USA has been near the top in medal counts for most of the games, and with any luck, we'll see a lot more before it's over. As of this writing, USA leads in total medals with 23, just ahead of Russia and the Netherlands, but we have 2 less golds than Norway. Special congratulations should go to Meryl Davis and Charles White for their gold medal in Ice Dancing Pairs. This is the first time in history that Americans have won a gold medal in this discipline. I've never been a big fan of this sport, but they were incredible to watch!

With the Russian men's hockey team eliminated from further competition yesterday, the US team has one less tough opponent to play. I just read where they defeated the Czech Republic 5-2 today, so they'll be facing a very talented Canada team on Friday in a semi-final contest. USA! USA! USA! Anyone else remember the "Miracle on Ice" in 1980 without getting goosebumps? That was an extremely special Olympic moment in my lifetime. What a thrill!

Best of luck to all of the athletes in the Olympic Village! This is the best of the best in the world, and we're quite fortunate to see them all in action. But I'm a homer, and I hope every remaining American athlete wins a medal in their event. Go Team USA!

Okay, let's get out of the cold for a minute and go to warmer climes, where Major League Baseball has officially opened Spring Training. Baseball camps across Florida and Arizona have welcomed all of their players to the start of another season, and life begins anew. At least for us baseball fans; but even if you're not a fan, you should be in agreement that Spring Training has always been a harbinger of better times ahead.

Winter has been a brutal visitor this year across most of our country. We're seeing things we haven't seen for many years, with intermittent snowstorms blowing across the South in the last month or so, and ice so thick in parts of the country that people are saying it may not thaw until June. But with any luck, that will all change soon. Does anybody else find it ironic that we're experiencing a salt shortage when our country is surrounded by salt water? Somebody needs to get on this with a little more urgency!

If you're one of my Northern friends, be assured that the eighty-degree days of Spring Training will come to your town in just a few months, and you'll only be left with the lasting memories of twenty foot snowbanks! The snow and ice will melt, and you'll be signing up for a course in how to drive on dry, clean roads. Soon you'll be complaining about how fast the grass is growing in your yard, and talking about how those tomatoes you just picked from your garden are the best. It'll all be happening soon in a yard near you, I promise!

I've been picking on my family and friends all winter about the cold and snow, but with one storm after another hitting the northern states, I've begun to think I should ease up a bit. I should stop posting things on Facebook about how warm it is in Florida, how I love looking at snow (on TV), you know, those types of things. But I probably won't!

We're having a "Chamber of Commerce" day today here on the East Coast of Florida. Eighty degrees and a clear blue sky! And there's baseball being played right up the road; it's a beautiful thing!

Photo: Yesterday our amazing Bradley turned one.  Today we celebrated, he had his first taste of cake and loved it!
Happy 1st Birthday to my grandson Bradley LeClair! Sorry I couldn't be there to help with that cake!

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Stop the presses! 5 Crazy Things in the Past Week

Everyone can take a deep breath now; contrary to popular (?) opinion, some of the news and revelations of the past week are now history, and the Earth has continued to spin. The sun has come up (well, at least here in Florida) and it's gone down again, only to repeat the cycle on a daily basis. Amazing stuff!

You all should know by now that I'm a sports fan, but I'm also a "World" fan. I try to pay attention to everything that's happening around the globe, but I'm sure I miss a lot. Here's a few thoughts on some things I've found amusing lately.

Probably the biggest piece of news that has affected my life is the A-Rod story. Since he withdrew his law suits against everybody but Santa Claus and announced that he's going to accept his suspension and not play baseball for the Yankees in 2014, I've been able to sleep so much more soundly. I was torn up by the whole debacle! Seriously, is it me, or does anyone else not care if they ever hear his name again?  Enough, already; go buy a remote offshore island and stay there!

More big news; the NFL is getting ready to accept (or not) a gay player. Please, someone call the league and ask them to update their calendars. It's not 1959 anymore, folks. I recommend that when Russian President Putin is done politically in Russia the NFL should name him Commissioner at once. It would be the perfect balance of stupidity and ignorance. Get over it guys! Michael Sam can play some great ball; draft him!

And how about that Republican Party, breaking the news about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky? Just when you thought you'd heard enough about the "blue dress" it all comes crashing back. Note to the Republicans: if you can't come up with something better than this to defeat Hillary Clinton, you might as well just skip the 2016 elections and (desperately) search for someone bright and shiny. Oh, that's right, you've still got Chris Christie hanging on (for dear life)!

How about Shaun White's decision to skip the Slope-Style Snowboarding event at the Olympics to concentrate on the Halfpipe? After all the hoopla, I don't think fourth place was his goal when he made that decision, but there it is; no medal! My hat's off to all of the other American snowboarders who've really done well. Everybody else, in all the disciplines, too. Congratulations to all; they've been fun to watch!

The worst of it comes from right here in Florida. Gov. Rick Scott and his Attorney General have joined a lawsuit against a coalition of groups seeking to clean up the Chesapeake Bay. Why would they do this, when Florida has a growing crisis with their own waters? Big money, honey! Big Agriculture supports candidates all over the country, and allowing the group in the Chesapeake to set a court precedent to actually restrict certain pesticides and fertilizers inside their watershed could impact future decisions made in the states where politicians are being supported by the Ag conglomerates.

There are currently over 20 states that have joined Florida in this unbelievable venture to stop the Chesapeake group. Over twenty! This is the most serious of my news items this week. It would be funny as hell if it wasn't true, but this is a very sad abuse of power by the states involved. We all need to pay close attention to this before we have no clean water left in our little corners of the world. Help!

There you go; I've covered baseball, football, gay rights, the Clintons, the Republicans, Chris Christie, the Olympics and GREED. Did I miss anything? Oh, yeah ; Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus, but who cares?

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Monday, February 3, 2014

10 Things You Need to Know About Super Bowl XLVIII

In my last post I predicted people would be talking more about the Super Bowl commercials today than the game. I had no idea how bad the actual football game would be when I wrote that, but history has shown us how much the game has turned into a national event, where millions of people who never watch football all year long plan big parties, pick a team they know little about, buy shirts and hats and proceed to act like "their" team just has to win, or they might perish from this earth.

The truth of the matter is most people who tuned in last night were hoping to see a great game, but the halftime show and the commercials were the reason they were watching. If you weren't one of the hundred million people viewing the Super Bowl I can only ask you why not? What other event offers men crushing each other, great music and multi-million dollar ads? If you're still trying to come up with something, here's the answer: Nothing!

So, following my theory that a Super Bowl is a homogenous blend of entertainment not seen anywhere else, here's my Top10 Things to Know (please be advised that this list has not been approved, certified, kicked or beaten by anyone else but me, but for now, I'm claiming to be representative of the greater viewing public). Starting with a Letterman-like 10 through 1, here goes.

           10) The game. Unless you are a diehard Seattle Seahawks fan, this game was the most boring game in years. Touted by all the pundits as the "Greatest Matchup Ever," the game would qualify for "Biggest Butt Kicking Ever." You may remember my Patriots getting similarly routed by the Bears in 1985, or John Elway's 45 point loss (relax Peyton, he was even worse in that game). They're on that list. My "MVP" of the game was the Seahawks Stifling Defense - incredible to watch!

            9) Oikos Yogurt for their ad featuring John Stamos and the "spill" - Stamos may not look as great as Scarlett Johanssen, but he pulled it off better than ScarJo's Sodastream ad. Some network needs to step up and let Sodastream deliver their message without fearing retribution from Coke and Pepsi.

            8) The "Cowboy Kid" - Can't go wrong with kids, the Lone Ranger and Doritos, right?

            7) "Make Love, Not War" - Very cool ad by Axe showing the loving side of despicable despots.

            6) Volkswagen's "Wings" - VW's typically enjoyable ad; perhaps not their best ever, but memorable. And in my own personal contest, it beat the trunks off the Go Daddy ad featuring a photo-shopped Danica Patrick running with a bunch of musclebound guys. Yuck!

            5) "Wonderful Pistachios" with Stephen Colbert - Totally unexpected finish; loved it!

            4) Budweiser's "Puppy Love" and "Coming Home" - excellent formats for both of these; puppies, Clydesdales and heroes. I can't decide which was bettter, so I'm giving this spot to both.

            3) KIA's "Truth" - you had to love this one, unless you hated the "Matrix" (or never saw it because you were under the same rock you were hiding beneath when you chose not to watch the game).

            2) Chrysler's Bob Dylan ad - Okay, I'm a child of the 60's, and there might have been something you liked a lot more, but hey, it was Bob Dylan, for God's sake! I actually thought the car manufacturers had a lot of quality ads; Jaguar (British Villains), Maserati (Strike), Audi (Doberhuahua) and even Ford (Double) all produced some strong contenders. The car industry was clearly the overall winner by category.

           1) The Bruno Mars/Red Hot Chili Peppers Halftime Show - I've always been a Chili Peppers fan, but I didn't know too much about Bruno Mars (I'm not supposed to; I'm too old, I think). Their performance was spectacular, from Mars' opening drum solo to his group's costumes and moves, and then into the mix where they collaborated on the Chili's big number, "Give It Away." I doubt that I'm in the minority when I say that Bruno Mars gets an "A" for this "Game Saving Play!"

Honorable Mentions: Cheerios "Gracie" - M&M's Peanut - Bud Light - Toyota's Muppets

Epic Fails: Coca-Cola (both ads- because we expect more) - Pepsi Halftime (ditto) - David Beckham Underwear (for me, at least) - the aforementioned GoDaddy (whatever the hell that was supposed to be!).

 Here's a link for most of the commercials: www.huffingtonpost.com/…2/super-bowl-commercials...

You are now free to roam the cabin and kick the writer! Leave me a comment below with your thoughts on the game.See you next time!

Mark T. Bradbury, Author
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